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nicholasdunnes:

winkbooks:

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
Chronicle
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014

hopeheisagentleman

japhers:

buffdaddyjohn:

ybee:

ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist

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help

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#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T

IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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priceless.

methlaboratories:

i want this for christmas 

methlaboratories:

i want this for christmas 

bbcatemysoul:

Hello, friends! If you are able, please consider contributing to this fundraiser to assist with my mother’s cancer treatment!
As some of you are already aware, my mother (that’s her in the picture!) has spent the last few years struggling with cancer. She has now had several surgeries and has been through chemotherapy and radiation treatments multiple times. Early this year, she became too ill to work. Since then, my stepfather has been on unpaid leave as her full-time caregiver. Between medical bills, lack of income, and the high cost of maintaining medical insurance, they have spent everything they have. The extended family has been helping out as much as possible, but their pockets aren’t infinitely deep.
Recently, my mother’s doctors in North Carolina determined that they could do nothing more for her. Refusing to give up, she sought a second opinion at MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, TX, and her new doctors are putting her into a clinical trial which could save her life, and which is, essentially, her final option. They would like for her to start within a month’s time.
The clinical trial lasts two years, and in order to participate, my mother must immediately relocate from Raleigh, NC to Houston, TX. My stepfather must find a new job in Houston very quickly in order to keep health insurance from lapsing, and currently he has very few prospects. Their current medical insurance covers treatment costs, but there are many related expenses that are not covered, including relocation expenses, transportation, housing/living expenses, assistance for her at home while my stepdad is working, etc. 
I’ve already given my mom all of the money I can currently spare, and I have been taking time off of work and traveling frequently in order to assist her as needed and to help her prepare for her relocation. 
Anything you can do to help will be deeply appreciated. Even $1 helps. And if you can give only a reblog, that helps, too. Thank you in advance!

bbcatemysoul:

Hello, friends! If you are able, please consider contributing to this fundraiser to assist with my mother’s cancer treatment!

As some of you are already aware, my mother (that’s her in the picture!) has spent the last few years struggling with cancer. She has now had several surgeries and has been through chemotherapy and radiation treatments multiple times. Early this year, she became too ill to work. Since then, my stepfather has been on unpaid leave as her full-time caregiver. Between medical bills, lack of income, and the high cost of maintaining medical insurance, they have spent everything they have. The extended family has been helping out as much as possible, but their pockets aren’t infinitely deep.

Recently, my mother’s doctors in North Carolina determined that they could do nothing more for her. Refusing to give up, she sought a second opinion at MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, TX, and her new doctors are putting her into a clinical trial which could save her life, and which is, essentially, her final option. They would like for her to start within a month’s time.

The clinical trial lasts two years, and in order to participate, my mother must immediately relocate from Raleigh, NC to Houston, TX. My stepfather must find a new job in Houston very quickly in order to keep health insurance from lapsing, and currently he has very few prospects. Their current medical insurance covers treatment costs, but there are many related expenses that are not covered, including relocation expenses, transportation, housing/living expenses, assistance for her at home while my stepdad is working, etc. 

I’ve already given my mom all of the money I can currently spare, and I have been taking time off of work and traveling frequently in order to assist her as needed and to help her prepare for her relocation. 

Anything you can do to help will be deeply appreciated. Even $1 helps. And if you can give only a reblog, that helps, too. Thank you in advance!

flamiekitten:

remember my nice post about getting to watch tv with my rosie? yeah? YEAH?

WELL APPARENTLY SHE WANTS TO PLAY HER GAME TONIGHT INSTEAD

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I like it when giveaways allow me to find new and interesting blogs. like, I can never be arsed actually searching for blogs to follow, but those giveaways that say “followers only” make me check out the blog- and it’s usually good~

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

As I have just reached 10,000 followers, I think a BIG giveaway is due! As those of you who have been around since my 2500 giveaway will know, I like giving away DVD’s.

The Rules

  • This is a giveaway for followers, so you must be following.
  • Reblog to enter, likes will not count.
  • It will close when the Season 2 DVD is released in the US
  • I will make this date very clear to everyone
  • Please if you have any questions message me, all new info will go in “10kgiveaway” tag on my blog.

Time for the business end

  • 1x DVD of Hannibal Season Two (will make sure it’s your region)
  • 1x Hannibal related goodie bag (not organs, promise)
  • 1x Framed Print from boardingtheark x

More prizes will be added when note goals are hit cos it’s fun.

GIVEAWAY ENDS 22ND OF SEPTEMBER!

1,000 NOTES, NEW PRIZES ADDED

2,000 notes, NEW PRIZES WAHOOOOOO

3,000 NOTES! THE FINAL PRIZE!!!! CONGRATS!!!!

callmebooker:

Hey everyone so since I’ve finally reached my goal of 600 followers, I said I was going to do my ps4 giveaway and here it is!! First I would like to thank everyone for their support and being so friendly.
I have to give a huge shout out to my girlfriend elizabethcomstalker because I couldn’t have done this or gotten this far without her. 
So let’s get to it!
RULES: 
-You must be following me as this is a giveaway to my followers. (I will check!)
-The winner will get to choose between the ps4 destiny bundle which I have pre-ordered or the standard black ps4 I have and a choice of ANY game. I will even pre-order a game for the winner.
-I WILL ship internationally.
-I will be using a random generator to select the winner. 
-Likes and EACH reblog will add your URL to the draw. But please do not spam. If you were following me before I made this, your URL is automatically added 5 times.
-I will NOT announce the winner, I will inbox the winner and give them 48 hours to respond, if they do not I will proceed to pick another winner using the random generator.
-The items will be used as to I will still use both of them until the giveaway ends so sorry the destiny bundle won’t be brand new.
-If you have any questions you can message me.
ENDS OCTOBER 1ST. (Good luck everyone!)

callmebooker:

Hey everyone so since I’ve finally reached my goal of 600 followers, I said I was going to do my ps4 giveaway and here it is!! First I would like to thank everyone for their support and being so friendly.

I have to give a huge shout out to my girlfriend elizabethcomstalker because I couldn’t have done this or gotten this far without her.

So let’s get to it!

RULES:

-You must be following me as this is a giveaway to my followers. (I will check!)

-The winner will get to choose between the ps4 destiny bundle which I have pre-ordered or the standard black ps4 I have and a choice of ANY game. I will even pre-order a game for the winner.

-I WILL ship internationally.

-I will be using a random generator to select the winner.

-Likes and EACH reblog will add your URL to the draw. But please do not spam. If you were following me before I made this, your URL is automatically added 5 times.

-I will NOT announce the winner, I will inbox the winner and give them 48 hours to respond, if they do not I will proceed to pick another winner using the random generator.

-The items will be used as to I will still use both of them until the giveaway ends so sorry the destiny bundle won’t be brand new.

-If you have any questions you can message me.

ENDS OCTOBER 1ST. (Good luck everyone!)

thecrimsonalchemist:

So, as I said earlier, my boyfriend, Christopher Mordan has gone missing. He’s white, cis, 21 years old, around 220 pounds and 6’6”.

He was last heard from on Thursday, September 18th at 7:37pm Mountain Time (10:37 PM Eastern Time) around the border of New Mexico and Arizona.

I talk to him constantly and he hasn’t replied in two days to any type of communication. This is incredibly unlike him and i’m scared that something has happened.

The car he was driving is pictured above, along with what he looks like.

The car is from Allen, Texas so it would have a texas license plate.

There is a missing person’s report on him but if you see the car, or him, please contact the authorities. 

Just bring him home.

Artist: Blue Swede
Track Name: "Hooked On A Feeling "
Played: 22967 times

leaveyouapen:

I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

15 Movies You Love

I got tagged by flamiekitten!

The Film Lover Challenge a.k.a. Couch Potato Challenge. List 15 movies that you love as fast as you can! Then tag 5 humans. Non-humans are okay too.

  1. Sherlock Holmes
  2. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  3. Guardians of the Galaxy
  4. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  5. The Big Lebowski
  6. The Man With a Camera for a Face
  7. Reservoir Dogs
  8. Django Unchained
  9. Watchmen
  10. The Dark Knight
  11. Batman
  12. Iron Man 3
  13. Constantine
  14. The Mummy
  15. O Brother Where Art Thou

I tag desmondmiles, ladymacphisto, ellingtonboots, jyrodelix, and queersherlockian

importantbirds:


Zoe is manbirb with girlbirb name. Very confuzzled.

NAYE the NAME belong all a brip Havem be any ladye mane neithers all time!  (Zoems stare outa windnow) SEE HERE YENG PUP has listen a earbud whole time ples pay attention sucha speech! 

importantbirds:

Zoe is manbirb with girlbirb name. Very confuzzled.

NAYE the NAME belong all a brip Havem be any ladye mane neithers all time!  (Zoems stare outa windnow) SEE HERE YENG PUP has listen a earbud whole time ples pay attention sucha speech!